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| chuck murray member cmurray at alum.bentley.edu |
posted
may 14, 2001 07:56 pm
quote: i think you need to e-mail the board admin to register your vote, eric.
or at least that's what we were told last year after "da godfaddah"
dropped off the board despite a dozen or so nominations in the course
of the thread itself. i will withhold further comment at this time except to say that i thought what made this thread so exceptional was that it showed a lot of people were (1) capable of getting a joke, and (2) adding/building onto it with their own stuff, without it degenerating into a "your momma" flamefest. and it took a lot more than my original post to do it. isn't that what we're shooting for here? i thought so, but maybe not
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| eric member eric at umhockey.com |
posted
may 14, 2001 03:01 pm
in the name of wis, and the jhtps, i hereby move this thread back to the top! on a more serious note, how do we go about nominating a thread for "hall of fame"? is there a petition that must be filed with uscho administrators? can i just e-mail the board admin and ask that the thread be preserved for all eternity? ip: logged |
| eric member eric at umhockey.com |
posted
may 06, 2001 09:24 pm
the m-den in ann arbor just released their summer catalog. among the many items, here are a selected few. red berenson decorative library mural - who needs an actual library? just put this above the urinals in your bathroom to make it appear that you're standing outside a library. washable. $199.80 theraputic ice pack (endorsed by josh blackburn) - perfect for the times when you drop a "refrigerator" on your foot. buy one and we'll throw in a second one for free. $19.98 automatic disco dancer - flip the switch and this life-size replica band director starts dancing away. comes with removable jacket, perfect for flinging into a crowd. as an added bonus, we'll include the special "bullwinkle" track too. $1998.00 billmich "newbie" buttons - hand these out to all your friends from nebraska to let them know they're welcome in your conference. a real bargain at only 98 cents apiece. special deal: buy 9, and get the first one for 98 cents, 2nd one for 96, 3rd one for 64 cents, then 56, 55, 53, 52, 51, and 48 cents. thats all for now, be sure to check back later for more great deals. go blue! [this message has been edited by eric (edited may 07, 2001).] ip: logged |
| eric member eric at umhockey.com |
posted
april 29, 2001 07:43 pm
honorary memberships are always cool. is that like an honorary diploma? 
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| chuck murray member cmurray at alum.bentley.edu |
posted
april 29, 2001 06:52 pm
quote: that could be worth some bonus points on the wis summer internship,
eric ... ... where the heck is the jhtps when you really need it these days?!?
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| jon member jhartwell77 at hotmail.com |
posted
april 29, 2001 05:18 pm
eric- are you trying out for an honorary membership in the jhtps or what? the jon hartwell thread preservation society in affiliation with walsh is satan and the jon waibel fan club is proud to announce... nothing! ip: logged |
| eric member eric at umhockey.com |
posted
april 29, 2001 01:15 pm
this one was about to fall off the bottom of the board. i can't allow that! bump! back to the top! ip: logged |
| gcast member gcastano23 at yahoo.com |
posted
april 10, 2001 11:52 am
quote: now that eb has been banned his life story may make the new york times
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| chuck murray member cmurray at alum.bentley.edu |
posted
april 08, 2001 01:55 pm
for awhile there last night, i thought we'd have to slash prices to rid ourselves of the inventory. but zud's right ... now that bc has won the gd thing, we just can't keep up with the demand. this stuff is literally flying off the shelves!!! make sure to put in your orders now to make sure you don't get
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| scarlet member cdemo at mediaone.net |
posted
april 08, 2001 11:51 am
zudnic, nicely done! ip: logged |
| zudnic member bob at zudnic.net |
posted
april 08, 2001 03:26 am
due to a small inflationary increase in prices, the superstoah has re-issued its catalog. with "bandwagon nation" rolling full steam ahead as the calendar approaches april, and bc readies for its fourth consecutive frozen four appearance, there's never been a better time to get a head start on picking up that special something for those bc fans closest to you. and with that in mind, your friends at wis productions now bring you some of the most unique bc gift opportunities ever offered! here's a sample ... * the brian gionta lawn jockey ($2001.00) is popping up on lawns all over the metrowest, and is the bc gifting idea of the season! a life-sized likeness of everyone's favorite hobey candidate, it comes in maroon gold and white, both home and away jerseys. this unique lawn ornament has features like a round metal base, which will allow it to be knocked sprawling to the ground at even the slightest contact. it can also be set to slash any unwanted vendors, salesmen or unh fans approaching your walkway. and for those of you with underground sprinklers, a quick attachment can be made to the base of the ornament, and presto - cryin' brian will weep for you on demand, just like he did after last year's loss in the ncaa finals!! * the "canadian connection" cuckoo clock ($200.10) shows your international flair to all your bc friends. featuring pictures of krys kolanos, paul cellucci and chuck kobasew on its face, the clock plays "o canada" every hour on the hours, and out pops snooks kelly, cussing under his breath about "them gol'darned canucks"; * a perennial favorite, the yorkie-to-english dictionary ($20.01) is a must for diehard bc hockey fans, who are always left scratching their head, wondering what the he11 their head hockey coach just said. special section added for this year includes a glossary of some of jerry's lamest excuses for those pesky losses that they suffer from time to time. the first ten buyers will get an added bonus jack parker voodoo doll which will allow you to punish him for those nasty travel plans that he pulled on yorkie last year; * tell the world that you're from bc, and you're better than them with your bc bumpah stickah ($20.01) as featured on that nauseatingly repetitive bc propaganda film that was shown at least a dozen times on the fox sports-chestnut hill telecast last weekend. you can beep at fellow alums, and be beeped at by people as annoying as you. dream those ninth ivy dreams, and never forget "we're not like everyone else"; * a future stocking-stuffer - the krys kolanos refrigerator magnet (20 cents each/01 cents for three) - will amaze you with its unique magnetic characteristics in gravitating towards the middle of the refrigerator, and away from edges/corners; * a once-in-a-lifetime offer ... the gallery of the goaltending gods ($20.01) poster, featuring bc goalie scott clemmensen and his gaping 5-hole, with images of fellow goaltending gods like ken dryden, domenic hasek, and terry sawchuck positioned in the background all around clemmie. a limited edition print, with clemmie's 5-hole personally signed by josh langfeld, lee goren and niko dimitrakos among many others; * for that little frontrunnah of yours ... it's a bird ... it's a plane
... no, it's the fabulous flying fathah monan action figure ($20.01).
let your imagination run wild, as your "fathah monan" swoops in to save
the day on the central artery, the fleet center, the hartford patriots,
and consults regularly with president bush and alan greenspan, while
keeping a low profile in the bapst library (right pal?? * the highly-acclaimed video,ales in wonderland ($20.01) with bc forward ales dolinar providing pari-mutuel betting advice to the maroon & gold faithful, all from the palatial bc luxury box at wonderland greyhound park, as featured in last summer's blockbuster uscho epic, "da godfaddah"; * you loathe him ... you detest him ... he's one sick, obsessed anti-bc
dude. so now fight back and buy your own chuck murray pinata/punching
bag/dartboard ($20.01 each) and save yourself the aggravation of
trying to respond to his shennanigans here at uscho. also beats challenging
him to a fistfight in some local mall parking lot; * for the first time, that lovable pro-bc poster "eaglebunny" tells his life story in his brand new autobiography, "tool!!! time" ($20.01) ... follow his rise from the back offices of the pwrr roundhouse to grappling with international conglomerates like adm, and his back-channel advancements as guided by "uncle paul". you also get an interesting glimpse into the scouting means and methods, and his tips for the best spots on campus to stalk incoming recruits. the never-ending condensed version features his scouting reports reflecting each sure bet hobey baker and he all-star candidate's for every incoming bc freshmen class in years 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 and so on and so on. all 1,000 pages are hand-written in maroon & gold crayolas, and are signed by the author.
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| scott murphy member wolfstar_mn at yahoo.com |
posted
april 07, 2001 04:30 pm
chuck, how about the official "eaglebunny lawn sprinkler"? eaglebunny, or a replica of our hero, maybe you could package the sprinkler with a personally used copy of "princeton review" autographed in crayon by our hero. just a thought ... ------------------ ip: logged |
| sprig member tkessler at nccray.com |
posted
april 07, 2001 01:30 pm
chuck, will you accept payment in sioux dollars:
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| annette_um member annetteum at provide.net |
posted
april 07, 2001 12:17 pm
this thread is too good to be buried. ip: logged |
| sarum member aahrens at discovernet.net |
posted
april 03, 2001 06:45 am
i know everything there is to know about "the one armed bandit", including what he had for lunch, and believe me, he sucks. 1949. ip: logged |
| zudnic member bob at zudnic.net |
posted
april 02, 2001 11:22 pm
quote: as you may be aware, john silber is the chancellor of boston university. unless you are referring to his failed gubernatorial run in '92, or his continued floundering with mcas, the reference is ignorant. ------------------ ip: logged |
| sarum member aahrens at discovernet.net |
posted
april 02, 2001 06:45 pm
where can i get me one of eb's "booger collections"? the bc bookstore, or under the stools at mary ann's? silber sucks. 1949. ip: logged |
| ta jen member mcclella at umich.edu |
posted
april 02, 2001 03:52 pm
you're right...i ooopsed 
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| riverchief1 member rivchf at yahoo.com |
posted
april 02, 2001 03:19 pm
quote: i think you meant 1994 and 1996. and in the tradition of pc's "the great frimation", the uml store has available the great, new uma/uml morphed mascot, "the amazing minutehawk." this combination half-human, half-bird mascot is sure to delight fans of all ages. this cute, cuddly plush toy comes with the best of both the old minuteman and riverhawk mascots. no one will want to mess with this pointy-taloned, musket toting mean sob.
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| ta jen member mcclella at umich.edu |
posted
april 02, 2001 02:40 pm
i know because two of them, lord stanley and lady byng, allow me to share their house with them (-; "dig at the carpet one more time, and you're hassenpheffer (sp?)!" ------------------ beer is not the answer. beer is the question; yes is the answer. ip: logged |
| murray member jaxon at ncounty.net |
posted
april 02, 2001 02:36 pm
ta jen, i had to call my oldest son, who was an animal science/micro-biology major to be sure. i knew they weren't rodents but i didn't know what they were. ------------------ ip: logged |
| ta jen member mcclella at umich.edu |
posted
april 02, 2001 01:41 pm
quote: nope, they're lagomorphs. wonder what an un-morphed lag looks like? and on to business... the captitol area superstore brings you items essential to the collection of any faithful spartan fan: official msu burnable couch: perfect for every celebration of victory or protest of defeat! each personally guaranteed by the elfd to have been cured on a porch or lawn for a minimum of six months. easy to light, and quick to burn. kindling and matches included. $1986.00 mason-approved green sport jacket: c'mon now, everyone has admired these stylish pieces of clothing at one time or another. now you too can own one! collar/lapel specially designed to constrict during ncaa play-offs, and particularly sensitive to light waves in the red portion of the spectrum. $198.60 also from the mason line---spartan tan-qik: this amazing product, made famous by ron mason himself, reacts with zamboni fumes to produce a wonderful year-long california look that lasts even in the dead of a midwest winter.$19.86/16 fl oz trouble sleeping? never fear! announcing the release of spartan hockey insomnia cure video! a compilation of games, including msu/notre dame and msu/uaf, guaranteed to get zzzz's out of even the most ardent espresso consumer. order now, and get a limited edition copy with a special introduction by jeremy jackson! $19.86 plus postage for those on a budget, or looking for an office exchange gift, check out our patented msu pocket abacus $0.19---it only goes to six!---or a cassette of the (in)famous grandpa simpson "b!tch, b!tch, b!tch" track $0.86, perfect for any situation with your boss or an annoying michigan fan. in conjuction with our lowell affliate, we are also offering a fire-sale on the jocks the riverhawks removed from msu in 1994 and 1996 at munn. best offers being taken. order early and order often! ------------------ beer is not the answer. beer is the question; yes is the answer. [this message has been edited by ta jen (edited april 02, 2001).] ip: logged |
| gcast member gcastano23 at yahoo.com |
posted
april 02, 2001 12:46 pm
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| murray member jaxon at ncounty.net |
posted
april 02, 2001 12:15 pm
hey gcast, nfn, but a rabbit isn't a rodent. 
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| lee member bostonfrog at yahoo.com |
posted
april 02, 2001 11:16 am
great thread. r2 and pcm, nice additions. pcm, yours really had me laughing. but shouldn't all the prices have been something like $19.79?
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| chuck murray member cmurray at alum.bentley.edu |
posted
march 31, 2001 04:29 pm
quote: wardy seems to be working on the uml case right now. no need for me
to tamper. bobes - i'm throwing in some extra fabulous flying fathah monan
action figures for little bobo jr. with your order. can't get the
wee ones started soon enough, y'know ...
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| uml2 member seanjansen at hotmail.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 03:47 pm
hey chuck, do ya got anything for uml... this post is great.. ip: logged |
| terry member lssu3 at surfglobal.net |
posted
march 30, 2001 01:25 pm
great post chuck. this has to be the funniest thread ever. ip: logged |
| ta jen member mcclella at umich.edu |
posted
march 30, 2001 01:11 pm
wow, this is getting even better...definitely uscho hall of fame. hey jayson, where do we vote? (-: ------------------ beer is not the answer. beer is the question; yes is the answer. ip: logged |
| pcm member pcmiller1 at uswest.net |
posted
march 30, 2001 01:06 pm
as usual, i find that the west isn't being well represented. to end this anti-western bias, here's my contribution to chuck's hilarious thread. look for these items in the latest university of minnesota alumni catalog: team minnesota folding chair ($15.99) - there comes a point in every gopher hockey season when it's just not worth watching on tv anymore. so why waste your money on an expensive recliner? get this stunningly handsome maroon and gold chair adorned with an official goldie gopher decal that does what the gophers do so well -- folds. no matter which month the university of minnesota hockey season prematurely ends, you'll always be ready to duplicate in your home what the team does on the ice. university of minnesota young republican reversible sweatshirt ($39.99) - here's something new. most reversible sweatshirts let you wear the inside on the outside. but these sweatshirts can be worn in the normal manner or upside down. that's right: when president bush comes to town, just flip your sweatshirt over and that giant maroon m turns into a big maroon w. perfect! golden gopher choker ($29.99) - show the woman you're not ready to commit to how much you truly care with this lovely choker necklace. it's gold plated on the outside and lead filled on the inside. the heft and the beautiful gold exterior will have her convinced that the big day is right around the corner. but you'll know better! to enhance the illusion, the minnesota heart of gold can be added to the golden gopher choker for an extra $1.99. we keep the cost low by making this striking heart-shaped medallion out of tin and plating it with genuine brass. your un-intended will appreciate the hollow weight-saving design. doin' the doogie shuffle vhs video ($14.99) or dvd ($24.99) - get in on the latest dance craze to sweep minnesota. this instructional video will help you learn how to do the doogie shuffle. based on the wacky antics of gopher goalie adam "doogie" hauser, this dance originated at the national hockey center in st. cloud and was refined at the xcel energy center in st. paul and the centrum center in worcester, mass. so hunch over like a goalie, hang your head, slide your feet uncontrollably and pretend you're using that big stick like a fan. now you're doin' the doogie shuffle! westrum autoicechipper ($129.99) - don't look now, but that irritating ice buildup in your driveway is magically disappearing. named after the chippiest player ever to don a gopher sweater, this handy gadget never quits -- unless you look at it. all you have to do to get the process started is place the autoicechipper on any frozen surface and turn your back. in less than a second, it will begin to use its patented action to punch, poke, prod and annoy the ice (and anyone who gets too close) into submission. your neighbors will hate it, but who cares as long as it gets the job done? luscious lucia's styling mousse ($199.99) - ever wonder how gopher coach don lucia gets the front of his hair to look like a laminated 3d batman logo? the secret can now be revealed: it's all in the mousse! for the first time, donny has allowed us to produce under license the secret formula he uses in his personal styling mousse. we've worked with revlon and the top materials science engineers at the united technologies research center to bring you this combination of lanolin, aloe extract, high-tech polymers, advanced resins and krazy glue. now you can have the same state-of-art hair control that lucia uses to produce his award-winning aerodynamic designs. gopher fans, don't experience the indignity of mussed hair on the windy walk from the parking lot into north dakota's new ralph engelstad arena. act now! order your supply luscious lucia's styling mousse for next season!
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| catmanunh member catmanunh at aol.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 01:03 pm
great job chuck, i'll take two posters. ip: logged |
| r2 the bruce member mrmatt42 at aol.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 12:41 pm
i can't go this far and not do bu... real grass. beautify your high-rise dorm and accentuate your view of the mass pike with this patch of real, live grass! perfect for reminding you of home (unless home is nyc) or of a school on the other end of comm. ave. that doesn't cover over every grass patch it finds with concrete. $126.66 dartboard. painted onto the board is a rejection letter from bc, just like the one you received senior year of high school! works great for letting out frustration and/or envy. $16.00 backflipping terrier. since the terrier mascot couldn't possibly intimidate anyone, this one is a wind-up toy that does backflips a la yippie in the south park movie. how cute! warning: has been known to nip at your ankles...not painful, just annoying. $16.66 2001 beanpot replica. who needs the real thing when you can have this authentic replica? each one has been engraved with the names of the players on the winning team and also comes with a signed apology from jack parker and jason tapp. $66.60 plus, sign up to win a day of golf with jack parker and the entire hockey team during the frozen four! odds of winning, much like jack parker's winning percentage, are 666/1000. good luck! ------------------ ip: logged |
| r2 the bruce member mrmatt42 at aol.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 11:57 am
brian gionta lawn jockey: $1949.00 unh power play spray: $0.00 chia kariya: $666.66 fight song writer 2001: $19.85 uscho posters taking shots at each other's schools, but taking them well and getting along and not turning this into a flame war: priceless! i'm glad this all went over well. to paraphrase the comic book guy from the simpsons...best thread ever! ------------------ ip: logged |
| jenna member jenniferann220 at yahoo.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 11:20 am
please send me 1 fabulous flying fathah monan action figure 6 krys kolanos refrigerator magnets 1 brian gionta lawn jockey and a princess must have a joseph's coat of many colors. a steal at 849.49 it's maroon and gold with fur trim. you send the coat to my hotel room in albany. it's a must have for
frozen four. ------------------ "i have no trouble getting it" executive vice president-"inner circle" ip: logged |
| gcast member gcastano23 at yahoo.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 11:07 am
two items were left off of the original listing posted the other day. they are. an authentic replica of joseph's coat of many colors. a steal at &49.49.maroon and gold with fur trim. the eagle bunny lapel pin only .49.the only authorized version available on the market.this winged furry little rodent is a must for every bc fan.buy them in packages of 100 and the price is $4,90 for them all. all items can be found at the bc booth at the frozen four. ip: logged |
| bomber member mbaumhardt at rdtinc.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 10:34 am
thanks chuck! you have brightened up another crappy, snowy day. did i move to siberia and nobody told me! geesh. nice to see the bc fans being good sports. ------------------ ip: logged |
| jon member jhartwell77 at hotmail.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 09:47 am
r2- lol! chuck- best thread in a looooonnnggg time. 
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| bobo member scottm2000 at mediaone.net |
posted
march 30, 2001 08:16 am
chuck, could you send me two gionta jockeys and a yorkie dwickshinairy, and send them via kolanos parcel service if you would, i want to make sure they get here in one piece with no bouncing, jostling, or any violent contact. wis rates, of course? bobes, lingmao ip: logged |
| riverchief1 member rivchf at yahoo.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 06:23 am
chia kariya and the great frimation! this is getting too funny! ------------------ ip: logged |
| chuck murray member cmurray at alum.bentley.edu |
posted
march 30, 2001 06:00 am
just checking in before another long day on the road (the key to having "all this extra time" on my hands), and i'm psyched that this went over so well!! extra kudos to the bc'ers who not only found the humor, but decided to "fight fire with fire". take a bow, joem ... didn't think you had it in you! you get today's
"smiley award". with the bc response, and some of r2's other jibes to "up the ante", i gotta agree with lou. this belongs in the "hall of fame", so tell the moderator. vote early and often!! (signed) chuck murray ------------------ ip: logged |
| r2 the bruce member mrmatt42 at aol.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 03:06 am
this is fun, i'm moving on to providence... fight song writer 2001 from the creators of parappa the rappa, this video game allows you to write a fight song to replace when the saints go marching in. songs can be submitted to the providence band for consideration as the new fight song. resemblance to jimi hendrix songs is a plus. $19.85 busch light 30-pack perfect for keeping half-a$$ed fans entertained during a game at the coffin. warning: may cause students to mount opposing fans and attempt to ride them. $19.85 the great frimation! finally the mascot dispute has been settled by this adorable plush half friar/half dalmation. now pc students can avoid having to explain why the friars have a dalmation for a mascot. $19.85 pc t-shirts and sweatshirts available in all sizes, colored maroon and gold to match the coffin. $19.85 ------------------ ip: logged |
| kieron member faherty at chem.umass.edu |
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march 30, 2001 01:15 am
quote: now that's up there too! so that's where he gets them ------------------ ip: logged |
| r2 the bruce member mrmatt42 at aol.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 01:11 am
new in the maine bookstoah... the ncaa hockey rulebook[b], featuring recruiting rules and guidelines for ejecting coaches from games. the first 100 copies have been signed by shawn walsh. these rare collector's items are proof that shawn walsh actually acknowledges the book's existence. [b]$6.66 the new recruit package featuring maps of maine, american history books, and a swedish flag. included is a book with detailed descriptions of how colleges work, including what classes are and when to go to them. $66.66 vowels for players like robert ek. wheel of fortune charges $200 for them, but here they're a steal at $.66 each chia kariya water it and it grows into another kariya to put on the team. never as good as its predecessor, but always useful in years when minnesota snatches up the scandinavian junior teams. $666.66 dancin' morrison this sound-activated toy will shake its booty at the sound of a whistle. dances for the duration of a tv time out. be the first kid in your county-named dorm to own one for only $66.66 please note that the maine bookstoah is only accessible by snowmobile or sled dogs for most of the year. try driving anything else and you'll soon find that ya cahn't get thayuh from heayuh. ------------------ ip: logged |
| zudnic member bob at zudnic.net |
posted
march 30, 2001 12:47 am
definitely an instant classic. good work, chuck. can i ask if you have a regular job? joem, good work as well, but not quite up to par with the original.
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| r2 the bruce member mrmatt42 at aol.com |
posted
march 30, 2001 12:35 am
i think the unh bookstore is selling replicas of unh's national championship trophy from 19... oh wait... lol anyway chuck... ------------------ ip: logged |
| pal member pal1111 at hotmail.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 10:23 pm
lol! good stuff, chuck. and a nice response by joem also.
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| riverchief1 member rivchf at yahoo.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 09:28 pm
this was hysterical! i've been laughing my a$$ off for the last ten minutes. and after the last few days of uml turmoil, i needed it. at least there's a "blaise" of sunshine on the horizon for us.
gotta get someone from uml to open up our own version of the bc and unh shops. are there franchising opportunities? ------------------ ip: logged |
| c voisine member cory.voisine at mainealumni.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 07:46 pm
chuck, priceless... doh!!!, sorry... i mean $1949.00!
quote: ok, i'll take one of these! but only if you throw in one of those jerry york joke books
for $19.49. i'd like to study his sense of humor as it seems to do wonders
for team chemistry! [this message has been edited by c voisine (edited march 29, 2001).] ip: logged |
| billb member fwbillb at aol.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 07:00 pm
the old saying goes, "an idle mind is the devil's workshop." (or is it playground?) ip: logged |
| atlas7 member unkachunka at aol.com |
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march 29, 2001 06:26 pm
chuck. where do you find the time? ------------------ ip: logged |
| sarum member aahrens at discovernet.net |
posted
march 29, 2001 05:45 pm
stealing from frasier crane here: "what color is the sky in your world, chuck"? thanks. 1949. ip: logged |
| longdongmcstrong member longdongmcstrong at yourmom.com |
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march 29, 2001 04:19 pm
quote: ha ha ha ha, i almost fell off of my fricken chair! good one chuck! ip: logged |
| ta jen member mcclella at umich.edu |
posted
march 29, 2001 11:56 am
as a member of wis, do i get a discount? i'm liking that "tool!!! time" book...(-; ------------------ beer is not the answer. beer is the question; yes is the answer. ip: logged |
| lou member j_duluoz at hotmail.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 11:49 am
chuck, this is hall of fame material. ip: logged |
| coolio member gregdesharnais at hotmail.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 11:33 am
ah, very nice chuck. with the unh season ending so soon, it's no wonder you could compose such funny stuff. you've had a lot of time on your hands, with not having to go to the fleet or ncaas to watch the cats. but all in good fun, of course. and besides, we've already had the last laugh over unh and the (no) hardware store. ip: logged |
| scott member wschrane at aol.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 11:24 am
another classic chuck!! muchos props!!! ip: logged |
| gollywobbler member calderwoodm at yahoo.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 10:58 am
excellent work chuck... kudos also to joem for responding appropriately and forming a creative and similarly amusing response. no, it's not quite the original, but it is funny, and anyway who among us is capable of matching the firepower of wis productions? ip: logged |
| guru88 member flowerguru88 at yahoo.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 10:50 am
chuck - thanks for making my day!! ip: logged |
| walrus member jon at acadia.net |
posted
march 29, 2001 10:29 am
oh chuck you know triple h and his cast of chuckie haters will get you for this. too freakin much
. "tool time" gotta
love it you have proved once again that you have far too much time on your hands and we thank you for it. [this message has been edited by walrus (edited march 29, 2001).] ip: logged |
| wardy member bluegoldhockey at aol.com |
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march 29, 2001 10:21 am
simply the best chuck. ------------------ ip: logged |
| deep blue member jnjohnson at mediaone.net |
posted
march 29, 2001 09:59 am
chuck - outstanding effort. you have now disturbed the workday for all those sitting near me. "often imitated, never duplicated..." how do i get one of those posters ? ip: logged |
| lee member bostonfrog at yahoo.com |
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march 29, 2001 09:50 am
this is transcendent comedy, chuck. i mean funny beyond funny. you are still "da man." joe, decent effort, but still not the original. however, i do like the "lowell" version of the noise eliminator. [this message has been edited by lee (edited march 29, 2001).] ip: logged |
| joem member joem22000 at yahoo.com |
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march 29, 2001 09:46 am
well, it was just a matter of time. with the smashing debut of the "supahfan supahstore" -- which has just gone public and rendered the founder of wis productions a billionaire (on paper, at least) -- wis productions has decided to tap into other highly lucrative hockey east markets as well. next week, the "unh (no) hardware store" will be holding its grand opening, where, for a limited time, those wildcats in your life will be able to choose from the 'wild-est' array of unh merchandise in the metropolitan durham area! just look at some of the special offers in store for you: * is excessive outside noise making it impossible for you to sleep at night? are you trying to study for tomorrow's big exam, only to find that your roommate is blasting his "yes" 8-track? well, your prayers will be answered once you have your very own "whittmore noise neutralizer" ($0.00, batteries not included). simply turn the wildcat's tail to the "on" position and watch virtually all outside noise instantly be neutralized. you'll be able to hear a pin drop, and never again will be heard to say "that dern [neighbor/livestock/trans am] kept me up at night!" be one of the first 25 buyers and receive -- at no additional charge -- the next generation "lowell" edition of the neutralizer, which renders the environment even quieter. * we all want what is best for our children. yet we also know that, in some circumstances, our teenage son or daughter will disregard our advice, succumb to peer pressure, and find themselves "expecting the unexpected." well, parents of frisky teens now have a solution: the "banga chastity belt" ($0.00). designed for teenagers of either gender by the scientists at wis productions, the banga belt will ensure that your teenager *never* scores, thereby eliminating the possibility of the "unexpected". while supplies last. * has this ever happened to you? dressed to the nines in your official unh sweater, you're off to the whitt to see the cats when you realize that you've forgotten the cheers? what will you do? you don't want to suffer the indignity of being the only person in the whitt not participating in the cheers! well, luckily you were smart enough to buy the "official unh cheer cheat sheet" ($0.00). with this laminated card as your guide, you will proudly belt out the *all* of those special cheers with the best of the unh faithful, including the classics "u-n-h!", "let's go cats!", and "you suck!" (with step-by-step pictures). the first 100 buyers of the cheat sheet will received a special version of the sheet, autographed by gibber himself. these won't last! * how often has this happened to you: you burst out of your abode, look around the trailer park, and see nothing but weeds. you've tried pulling them and pulling them, but they just keep coming back in greater numbers. isn't there *anything* you can do to stop those productive buggers? well, yes you can! just spray the affected area with "unh power play spray" ($0.00) and watch the amazing results -- after being stifled and rendered comatose, those weeds will wither and die, never to produce again! * finally, the dick umile bobbing head alarm clock ($0.00) will work wonders for those of you who find it difficult to get yourself out of bed in the morning. using a patented audio technology, the umile clock emits a sharp burst of highly-pitched, ear-piercing whistles that will make it impossible to sleep through that 9:00 meeting or class. this clock is a must for those unh fans who may have imbibed just a bit too much of the "whiteout whiskey" the night before to drown their sorrows over another premature end to the season. these are just some of the amazing products that will be offered to you once the unh (no) hardware store opens for business soon! and don't forget, by next spring we will be opening our new web service, www.unhticketdump.com (motto: "this wasn't our year, was it?"). this service will be invaluable to unh faithful who purchased tickets for the fleet or regionals, only to find themselves needing to 'dispose' of them in complete anonymity. good day! ip: logged |
| hurl82 member mhurlman at cyburban.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 09:28 am
i don't know, chuck, this could be your "abbey road" ip: logged |
| the sicatoka member sicatoka at hotmail.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 09:25 am
do you offer a secure website for on-line credit card purchases? ip: logged |
| kieron member faherty at chem.umass.edu |
posted
march 29, 2001 09:20 am
chuck, tff!! you've scored another hit ------------------ ip: logged |
| morgan member morgan_boston at yahoo.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 09:17 am
wow. . . that's it. just wow. . . ip: logged |
| christina member chrissyf_24 at yahoo.com |
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march 29, 2001 08:13 am
roflmao!! ------------------ [this message has been edited by christina (edited march 29, 2001).] ip: logged |
| aatwood member aatwood at together.net |
posted
march 29, 2001 08:11 am
omg! - way too funny
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| rufus member rufus at landmarknet.net |
posted
march 29, 2001 08:08 am
i want the poster! just gotta have that autographed 5-hole. ip: logged |
| gcast member gcastano23 at yahoo.com |
posted
march 29, 2001 08:06 am
bravo ip: logged |
| chuck
murray member cmurray at alum.bentley.edu |
posted
march 29, 2001 07:59 am
with "bandwagon nation" rolling full steam ahead as the calendar approaches april, and bc readies for its fourth consecutive frozen four appearance, there's never been a better time to get a head start on picking up that special something for those bc fans closest to you. and with that in mind, your friends at wis productions now bring you some of the most unique bc gift opportunities ever offered! here's a sample ... * the brian gionta lawn jockey ($1949.00) is popping up on lawns all over the metrowest, and is the bc gifting idea of the season! a life-sized likeness of everyone's favorite hobey candidate, it comes in maroon gold and white, both home and away jerseys. this unique lawn ornament has features like a round metal base, which will allow it to be knocked sprawling to the ground at even the slightest contact. it can also be set to slash any unwanted vendors, salesmen or unh fans approaching your walkway. and for those of you with underground sprinklers, a quick attachment can be made to the base of the ornament, and presto - cryin' brian will weep for you on demand, just like he did after last year's loss in the ncaa finals!! * the "canadian connection" cuckoo clock ($194.90) shows your international flair to all your bc friends. featuring pictures of krys kolanos, paul cellucci and chuck kobasew on its face, the clock plays "o canada" every hour on the hours, and out pops snooks kelly, cussing under his breath about "them gol'darned canucks"; * a perennial favorite, the yorkie-to-english dictionary ($19.49) is a must for diehard bc hockey fans, who are always left scratching their head, wondering what the he11 their head hockey coach just said. special section added for this year includes a glossary of some of jerry's lamest excuses for those pesky losses that they suffer from time to time. the first ten buyers will get an added bonus jack parker voodoo doll which will allow you to punish him for those nasty travel plans that he pulled on yorkie last year; * tell the world that you're from bc, and you're better than them with your bc bumpah stickah ($19.49) as featured on that nauseatingly repetitive bc propaganda film that was shown at least a dozen times on the fox sports-chestnut hill telecast last weekend. you can beep at fellow alums, and be beeped at by people as annoying as you. dream those ninth ivy dreams, and never forget "we're not like everyone else"; * a future stocking-stuffer - the krys kolanos refrigerator magnet (19 cents each/49 cents for three) - will amaze you with its unique magnetic characteristics in gravitating towards the middle of the refrigerator, and away from edges/corners; * a once-in-a-lifetime offer ... the gallery of the goaltending gods ($19.49) poster, featuring bc goalie scott clemmensen and his gaping 5-hole, with images of fellow goaltending gods like ken dryden, domenic hasek, and terry sawchuck positioned in the background all around clemmie. a limited edition print, with clemmie's 5-hole personally signed by josh langfeld, lee goren and niko dimitrakos among many others; * for that little frontrunnah of yours ... it's a bird ... it's a plane
... no, it's the fabulous flying fathah monan action figure ($19.49).
let your imagination run wild, as your "fathah monan" swoops in to save
the day on the central artery, the fleet center, the hartford patriots,
and consults regularly with president bush and alan greenspan, while
keeping a low profile in the bapst library (right pal?? * the highly-acclaimed video,ales in wonderland ($19.49) with bc forward ales dolinar providing pari-mutuel betting advice to the maroon & gold faithful, all from the palatial bc luxury box at wonderland greyhound park, as featured in last summer's blockbuster uscho epic, "da godfaddah"; * you loathe him ... you detest him ... he's one sick, obsessed anti-bc
dude. so now fight back and buy your own chuck murray pinata/punching
bag/dartboard ($19.49 each) and save yourself the aggravation of
trying to respond to his shennanigans here at uscho. also beats challenging
him to a fistfight in some local mall parking lot; * for the first time, that lovable pro-bc poster "eaglebunny" tells his life story in his brand new autobiography, "tool!!! time" ($19.49) ... follow his rise from the back offices of the pwrr roundhouse to grappling with international conglomerates like adm, and his back-channel advancements as guided by "uncle paul". you also get an interesting glimpse into the scouting means and methods, and his tips for the best spots on campus to stalk incoming recruits. the never-ending condensed version features his scouting reports reflecting each sure bet hobey baker and he all-star candidate's for every incoming bc freshmen class in years 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 and so on and so on. all 1,000 pages are hand-written in maroon & gold crayolas, and are signed by the author. ------------------------ put your orders in soon, as supplies are limited and moving quickly!!
be the first person in your bandwagon clicque to sport the latest in
bc regalia, and just think ... if bc does manage to win the d-1 title
this year, it'll mean that you got on board the bandwagon just in
time!!! ------------------ ip: logged |
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